Yes Yes Lover Presents:
What Celebrities & Historical Figures Say About Sex
There will be sex after death; we just won’t be able to feel it.
– Lily Tomlin
Anything worth doing well is worth doing slowly.
– Gypsy Rose Lee
The tragedy is when you’ve got sex in the head instead of down where it belongs.
– D.H. Lawrence
The spirit is often most free when the body is satiated with pleasure; indeed, sometimes the stars shine more brightly seen from the gutter than from the hilltop.
– W. Somerset Maugham
If it weren’t for pickpockets, I’d have no sex life at all.
– Rodney Dangerfield
The great discovery of the age is that women like it too.
– Hugh MacDiarmid
Great food is like great sex – the more you have the more you want.
– Gail Greene
The reason so many women fake orgasm is that so many men fake foreplay.
Graze on my lips; and if those hills be dry,
Stray lower, where the pleasant fountains lie.
– William Shakespeare
Sex: The last important human activity not subject to taxation.
– Russell Baker
When turkeys mate they think of swans.
– Johnny Carson
The difference between pornography and erotic is lighting.
– Gloria Leonard
It’s been so long since I made love, I can’t even remember who gets tied up.
– Joan Rivers
It is not enough to conquer; one must know how to seduce.
Whosever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
– Groucho Marx
I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said “no.”
– Woody Allen
Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there’s nothing exactly like it.
– W.C. Fields
Sexuality is the lyricism of the masses.
– Charles Baudelaire
I’m at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I’ve just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.
– Rodney Dangerfield
A kiss can be a comma, a question mark, or an exclamation point. That’s basic spelling that every woman ought to know.
To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you’re impotent. She can’t wait to disprove it.
– Cary Grant
It’s not the men in my life, it’s the life in my men.
– Mae West
Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin – it’s the triumphant twang of a bedspring.
– S.J. Perelman
If you aren’t going all the way, why go at all?
– Joe Namath
The prettiest dresses are worn to be taken off.
– Jean Cocteau