Yes Yes Lover Presents:

What Celebrities & Historical Figures Say About Sex

There will be sex after death; we just won’t be able to feel it.

– Lily Tomlin

 

Anything worth doing well is worth doing slowly.

– Gypsy Rose Lee

 

The tragedy is when you’ve got sex in the head instead of down where it belongs.

– D.H. Lawrence

 

The spirit is often most free when the body is satiated with pleasure; indeed, sometimes the stars shine more brightly seen from the gutter than from the hilltop.

– W. Somerset Maugham

If it weren’t for pickpockets, I’d have no sex life at all.

– Rodney Dangerfield

 

The great discovery of the age is that women like it too.

– Hugh MacDiarmid

 

Great food is like great sex – the more you have the more you want.

– Gail Greene​

The reason so many women fake orgasm is that so many men fake foreplay.

– Graffiti

 

Graze on my lips; and if those hills be dry,

Stray lower, where the pleasant fountains lie.

– William Shakespeare

 

Sex: The last important human activity not subject to taxation.

– Russell Baker

 

When turkeys mate they think of swans.

– Johnny Carson

 

The difference between pornography and erotic is lighting.

– Gloria Leonard

 

It’s been so long since I made love, I can’t even remember who gets tied up.

– Joan Rivers​

It is not enough to conquer; one must know how to seduce.

– Voltaire

 

Whosever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.

– Groucho Marx

 

I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said “no.”

– Woody Allen

 

Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there’s nothing exactly like it.

– W.C. Fields

Sexuality is the lyricism of the masses.

– Charles Baudelaire

 

I’m at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I’ve just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.

– Rodney Dangerfield

 

A kiss can be a comma, a question mark, or an exclamation point. That’s basic spelling that every woman ought to know.

– Mistinguett​

To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you’re impotent. She can’t wait to disprove it.

– Cary Grant

 

It’s not the men in my life, it’s the life in my men.

– Mae West

 

Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin – it’s the triumphant twang of a bedspring.

– S.J. Perelman

 

If you aren’t going all the way, why go at all?

– Joe Namath

 

The prettiest dresses are worn to be taken off.

– Jean Cocteau 

Shared laughter is erotic too.
– Marge Piercy​

I used to be Snow White – but I drifted.
– Mae West​

If it is not erotic, it is not interesting.
– Fernando Arrabal​

Sex is an emotion in motion.
– Mae West​

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
– Sigmund Freud​

Nothing risqué, nothing gained.
– Alexander Woollcott​

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